May 2013
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fuckingrapeculture:
onedirectionsharesassholes:
jlynbeatty:
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
I fully agree. I read the whole thing because I’m a mental masochist, and seriously, the sex scenes were incredibly boring as well as short. If anyone wants to read some real erotica, message me, I’ll give you stuff that...
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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
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cosmo tip #640
fuckingrapeculture:
expertcosmotips:
have you and your man take a month-long vow of abstinance to mourn the break up of my chemical romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE DID NOT BREAK UP
we’re such big mcr fans that S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is our song.
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY NEVER EAT FAST FOOD
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
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when my "history" professor continually makes...
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