Emma Watson in Chanel Dress, Wolford tights, Marc Jacobs gloves.
Photograph by Michael Thompson
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
I fully agree. I read the whole thing because I’m a mental masochist, and seriously, the sex scenes were incredibly boring as well as short. If anyone wants to read some real erotica, message me, I’ll give you stuff that will keep you up at night.
50 shades of I obviously never went on the neopets roleplay boards
Like seriously, not only is 50 shades qualitatively worse than most fanfiction written by virgins on the internet, it was originally fanfiction posted on the internet. posted by a middle aged woman. with the username “snowqueen_icedragon.”
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.